Sinister: oh gosh I have a plane to catch in... eeek
Ohhh, all this Tweestock excitement and I am never ever going to get packed... First off, when I looked at the map of Camber Sands, the one I *knew* would be provided, I was struck by the configuration of the camp. Scary. Somehow I suspected there would be luggage searches at the gates, little stands set up right in front of the guard towers which are cleverly disguised as merchandise kiosks. But I did not think there would be middle-of-the-night raids to see if people are wearing jammies... So, be sure you've brought your condoms and bits ... for last minute emergency ordering of prophylactics write to Magnetic Megan, who has unselfishly volunteered to stay at home in order to arrange last minute overnight shipments of Hello Kitty condoms direct from Japan to forgetful festival attendees. All she asks is that you bring her back a gift in return. Before and After photos of Kitty showing how much he grew do NOT count. I'll volunteer to be the surrogate parent for any lost child turned in at the courtesy booth...I hear any unclaimed children will be sent to the workhouse of an unnamed international conglomerate and I am staunchly opposed to child labor. I am also available to provide helpful hints for the hiding of contraband substances as the last (poser) Woodstock had metal detectors and searches at the gate as well (not a bad idea, that puffa jacket one). Mr. Miller, Jeepster cannot be sued because they did not put the information on cd. I urge you all to remember -- there are roughly 2600 of US and how many of them? Piece of cake. The twee-k can certainly inherit the small piece of earth that is Camber Sands. --michele, not packing +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "nambling pambling rice pudding & crochet holiday camp +-+ +-+ gangwanking whimsy-thon" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+
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