Hello. I had a blue screen of death earlier when composing what is rapidly becoming my daily sinister post, so this is the abridged, bad-tempered version. Except I'm kind of mellow tonight, lying in my bed watching naked Africans play with snakes (missus), so the temper's more hmmm, really. The Diary of an Unemployed Layabout isn't really what any of you will be particularly interested in, but it's my life at the moment, so that's what your getting. Highlight of the day - reading my electricity meter (85975, if you're interested). Not a lot of job-hunting went on, but my kitchen floor is now spotless (see previous sinister posts), and smells of "Scottish Heather". Those crazy detergent marketing guys! Oh, I give up. Mark's tip for the day - lemon-scented air freshener devices in your kitchen greet you with the aroma of freshly-brewed lemon tea whenever you enter. I like to think that the way I have discovered so many nuances about my house makes me similar in many ways to the trackers and tribesmen of the African veldt. Big kisses, Mark xxx __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Everything you'll ever need on one web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts http://uk.my.yahoo.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+