My secret lovers, First off, has anyone mentioned Tuesday night's frolics in Edinburgh? There was another "Je T'aime Gainsbourg" evening at the Jaffa Cake in Edinburgh (like the one at the Renfrew Ferry in Glasgow a while back, and one in 1862 or thereabouts I didnt go to), and the whole of B&S minus Chris and Loopy Stuart came along and entertained us with "Poupee de Son", sung by Isobel. It was a jolly old thing, and Stevie did "Lolita Go Home" on acoustic too, and some great Stevie (yikes) Wonder harmonica licks on a couple of other songs. Moi non plus. The "some other stuff" section: List list songs: erm... could someone volunteer to become list list song person please and... accept nominations. A few people tell me they're getting just a *teensy* bit tired of this thread, but as the rest of you are enjoying it (do you like Scrabble?), I nominate whoever started this thing to be the recipient of list songs and to mail them all back to the list in bigger chunks less frequently. Please? Besides Tim Hopkins nicked the best list song before I got there. FoxInASnow@aol.com wrote:

By the way, Honey: i'm watching you.

With bloody great binoculars, I'll bet. I've never had a stalker before, I quite like it. David Moore asked:

BTW, HoneyPaul, why will that look like 100 times Australian dollars or something?

It's a 7-bit, 8-bit thang. Sorry but it does get a bit computery - you can't send some symbols like pound signs to the mailing list without them exploding via 7-bit email. Why some peoples quotes come out as small fishes I don't know - use " for quotes rather than the singular variety. David also said:

Also Hun, thanks for tidying up our digests.

Gosh I do love it when people call me Honey. "Get dressed honey, we're late for dinner". "Honey, is dinner ready yet the boss is arriving in 20 minutes". David, it's a pleasure, if you all call me sweetie next month I'll make the digest 3-D and send it out with those special red and green glasses. I'm also chuffed that Matthew and dukey fancy me a bit, albeit in an unflattering outfit, and all I can say is, duke where was my list crush vote when it was needed? "Colin Campbell", pissed, wrote:

english people in edinburgh suck dick.

Same theme again really. Only if you ask nicely, Colin. honey xxx +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +---+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+