Cleches forever. ( i dunno how to put accents on stuff and I am too lazy to find out) I got the results thingie from a "careers guidance test" I did the other day. It's rubbish. It has a choice of 12 jobs I should do: Surveying Building Art & Design Engineering-civil Engineering-agricultural Engineering-manufacturing Engineering-mechanical Engineering-structural Police service Print Management Broadcasting Packaging Technology none of which I want to do. I think I'm going to be a farmer, I want to work outside, after all and it seems far from easy, but straightforward. It would involve hard work and no offices or rat-racing. I migt just grow my own food and enough to be able to pay the bills and be done with it. I probably won't be a farmer though. I won't have the courage to set out, buy or rent some land and get up at 5 every morning. Angst and Cardigans Cardigans are cool, I like 'em, they are cool, or did I already say that? There isn't actaully any angst in this post, or there might be a bit turning up later on, it depends if I start feeling all depresive while writing this. Back to Cardigans, though. I have a new one, it's the first cardigan I have owned for some time and it is blue and all warm and I will wear to the primrose hill picnic. Which I am getting all nervous about, it is only the day after tomorrow! I am nervous because: -I am going (I believe) to be the youngest there by a year or two as I am 15 -I will look it. -If we go to a pub, I will get all nervous because I'm not suppossed to be there. -There will be lots of scary ( or not so scary) sinister people there. -I will probably hardly talk to anybody -I will probably freeze to death -I am going to be the youngest there and everyone will know it and I won't hardly speak and I wll get chucked out of a pub (not for the first time) and I will freeze to death and have to be back by 3 or some ridiculous time. Which I will try to comabat (the last one that is). I will stop now, but let it be known that I want there to be more ickle under 20 or even 15-year old Sinisterees (preferably Sinisterettes, actually) in London. They all seem to live miles and miles and miles and miles away. People who are all 20 are a bit scary. Sorry, but you are, although I'm sure it's unintentional. !Viva Rachels! Joe P.S. I have bought a giant paper shade for my room. It's about a metre across and is v.cool. P.P.S.I am in the christmas thingie or should be soon anyway. I am gonna do 3 presents. P.P.P.S. I once read Kenneth P Y Chu is a maths teacher? Is this true. If it is, it really is quite scary, as it shows that TEACHERS ARE REAL PEOPLE! Wierd concept. But does he know how to do my maths homework for me, which is the real question. I hate maths. And I'm crap at it too. And I am doing GCSE coursework for it at the moment and have this terrible suspicion that I am going to flunk it. Oh well. +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+