Hello darling Children of Sinister, I forgot to give a title to my last posting, so pardon me for my dullness. Just got in from a trip this evening and reached for my computer like a child reaches for a bag of sweets. I'm really beginning to enjoy this (especially given the recent bout of writing frenzy), how lovely to come home to all 1500 of you! So much to say, how do I string it all together? Sleeping sans knickers: I thought I was alone in this but no! There's at least one other female like me (I'm assuming they are female). I haven't slept without for about 20 years now, erotic situations excepted (that would really be taking it too far...). Ever since I was around eight and slept au naturel one night and had a dream I still haven't forgotten. I was in the playground at school and some boys lifted my blue uniform skirt while I wasn't looking. It was quite a regular occurence at that age, but this time I had no undies on and the entire playground saw my bits and laughed. Talk about traumatic. It still affects how I sleep today. Another vestige of my childhood is that Sunday feeling people have been talking about. Get this: I work shifts and even if it's NOT Sunday but I have to go to work after my days off, I STILL get it! I hate that feeling, it's so depressing and evokes some miserable times... Someone wrote about B&S becoming a pop band. B&S ARE a pop band! Aren't they? Anyway, I'd be a lot happier if the likes of them started having no.1 singles than the likes of Hearsay, but then again that would mean that mankind had evolved somewhat and I have a feeling we're not *quite* that far up the evolutionary ladder just yet. I'm looking forward to the pic'n'nick. Silly me, I deleted picnic mummy's instructions and thought I could look them up in the archives but when I looked...there were no archives! So I'll be the girl rambling on her own at the top of the hill at Greenwich on Sunday 29th at two in the morning. Nevermind, I'll eat all my strawberries and cream myself and will subsequently be sick in what I hope will be a pretty shade of pink. All the talk on Isobel's arse is getting a bit tedious...I'd like to bring in a new topic of discussion: How about we discuss Sarah's knockers for a change? Having been to two gigs, I am of the opinion that they are far more impressive than Isobel's derriere... Carsmile Steve said that going to a gig in Brazil was taking things a bit to far. Why, Steve, I thought my efforts would be admired given that sinister is a list for B&S ANORAKS! Furthermore, a) I'm from there b) my entire family lives there c) I go every year so why not go when B&S are there? d) I work for an airline and a ticket costs me £75 e) If B&S were playing in the South Pole and I wanted to go, that would be entirely my problem. f) there is no f z)wipe that silly car-smile off your face! love & strawberry kisses, THE Pris "Cars suck" _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+