I am also indebted to the Independent on Sunday for providing the following list of genuine bird names: the Bare-Faced Go-Away Bird: see Isobel after ripping one quief style the Invisible Rail: See Stuart David's crotch the Double-Eyed Fig-Parrot: see beans the Blue-Knobbed Curassow: see like any number of us boys the Oleaginous Mountain Tanager: see The Bare-Faced Go-Away Bird the Obscure Berrypicker: see Papa Smurf in search of a cure for Smurfettes libido (note: obvious cure: Blue-Knobbed Curassow) the Carbonated Sierra Finch: see Ken after so many RB&V's he forgets how to use his fingers the Rosy-Faced Lovebird: see the lovely LLew the Agile Tit-Tyrant: ibid _________________________________________________________________ Join the world’s largest e-mail service with MSN Hotmail. http://www.hotmail.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+