Oh, what a week :(

I've been busier than a busy thing at work and I have no money and no where fun to go :(

However, as always, I have my lovely fluffy e-mail chums to raise my spirits (well, that and the embassy world darts, WWWWWWOOOONNNN UUUNNDRED AN EEEEIIIIIIIGGGGHHHHTTTTYYY, poor old andy "the viking" fordham, i rilly felt for him last night, still, thats darts).

dimensionyflippy ian has been talking about being the gay dirty den, which reminds me that *noone knows* if dirty den is rilly dead or not cos the body they found didn't have a head.

<cut to eastenders, xmas day, 2004> a hunched figure walks into the vic "this used to be ALL mine, angie? sharon? where's roly?"

JEN and idleberry have started a PE thread and I have a question, before I add my two pences to it.

Is there anyone on the list who WAS NOT picked last at games?

I don't mean to be rude, but sporting prowess is not something I expect from you lot (football at picnics excluded), intellectual prowess, yes, sexual prowess, definately, but I can't imagine there are many former school captains/quarterbacks/top batsmen out there.

*steve sits back and waits to be proven wrong :)

Anyway, my PE days were as horrid as the usual, but my PE teacher, a gentleman by the name of John Burton, was a particularly bad specimen. Fat, old and useless (and also a local "folk" singer), used to send us on "cross-countries" whenever it was too cold for him to stand outside. Anyway, he's now on the telly every now and again cos he's Tony Blair's Election Agent and I throw things at the telly when he comes on (always miss though, shows what a crap job he did).

I assumed "the traditional W" was flicking the Vs with both hands at once, but apparently not.

All Tomorrow's Puking is now apparently 105 squids per bed, although at least the line up has some bands who've sold more than 10 albums on now...

CarsmileSteve

ps watch Peter Kaye on Channel 4 on weds night, he's truly truly GRATE, haven't laughed so much in ages.

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