Hello list, We, the squirrels, have accessed this 'internet' once again to send you a message about that beloved Isobel we abducted. You may have noticed our disappearance from the trees above your head. We are NOT hibernating--just laying down plans for the world take over after your 'computers' fail at Y2K. All those nuts we planted are just rations for the WAR we will wage. We are still disappointed by the lack of response to Isobel's ransom; so was she. Then she saw the WAY. Our own little Patty Hearst-by-way-of-Charles Lindberg's-baby is now an advocate to the squirrel community. Her squirrel BROTHERS won't forget her. She has been writing songs again; these satisfy the demands of the squirrel initiative of truly depicting forest life. In her songs now, as per our approval, she screams and acts primordial, throws twigs and leaves, and is eventually deposed of in some harsh fashion--eaten by domestic cat, road injury, etc. The performance will obviously only happen once. It's not all bushy tails and button eyes. We are watching you secretly. SQUIRRELS. --- Stolen Kisses http://stolenkisses.tripod.com 'We are reasonably young' +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+