Keith wrote: * One of my favourite ever album sleeve pictures is in one of Sting's recent albums, I think it's called "10 Summoner's Tales", and inside the booklet, Sting is picture riding a horse playing a Lute, whilst posing in a "thoughtful" manner OK, I can not remain silent. Don't you know that STING IS EVIL??!!! Yeah, Sting is a complete dick, but he has afforded me so many laughs in recent years by being such a complete wanker. It's the way he likes to be filmed/photographed in a "thoughtful" pose that gets me. There was a great one on the South Bank show where he basically talks about how he enjoys walking in the park (thinking about things, naturally) whilst listening to anything between say... Blur, and... Beethoven (my what an ecectic taste you have Mr.Sting). Of course in between all this thoughtfullness, he enjoys having sex for 6 weeks non-stop, which is all down to his tantric yogic flying experiences that he manages to keep it up for so long, although with the large amount of advertising currently being afforded to arab strap technology, Sting need never yoga again. If they repeat that South Bank Show, watch it, it's incredibly funny. I believe the one about David "A" Stewart is just as funny too - someone told me, he apparantly "artily" poses in front of a large number of television sets whilst he talks twaddle. That photo in that album is incredibly funny though. I sort of imagined him thinking of the idea... "yes... I can see it now, on horseback, with a strange medieval instrument". In any case, I'll forever associate him with the time when Suzanne out of Grange Hill was convinced she was having an affair with Mr.Hotford - because of the lyrics to Don't stand so close to me. By the way, cheers for all the replies regarding the meet up. It should be a good laugh, we're gonna try and finalise some time for it to take place so's that people can work out whether they can come. Can I apologise in advance as we're going to have to pick a particular date. Now this date won't suit everyone and some people will no doubt want me to move it. I've already had conflicting wishes from people as regards when it's going to be so unfortunately someone's going to lose out. Rest assured I'll try desperately to make it happen on a day when most people can come along. Apologies for the large numbers of " in the above message Cheers, Keith. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+