i always get terribly bored on fridays 'waiting for something to start' as it were. that is no excuse for what follows, but i hope you will forgive me for my ennui... as the ken chu craze reaches critical mass: There's Chu Much Love We could hang about and chat to #sinister We've been hanging out here waiting for some decent smut Chu thinks we're faultless to a tee Our manners puntastic and twee But underneath we're not as good as Chu. He could dance all night at Tigermilking But we know he'd rather fly himself across the ocean He feels like DDR and puns Where everyone knows him, and where he Can cause a cult just by the way he looks. <northern soul booty-shaking> And when he comes to flirt When he is looking up our skirts Just hope that Chu is on your side my dear. But it's best to be a Girl With Glasses With a can of Red Bull staring at the screen for hours It's safe to swing your cock around Can't hide our feelings from Chu now There's Chu much love to go around these days. Chu says he's fond of Isobel It's not his fault but we're in hell We're cardie-wearing and in love with CHU! <repeat to fade, ritual pinning on of ken chu badges> and let that be an end to it! (as if.) luv archel xxx ****************** Visit www.buzzwords.ndo.co.uk for the best new writing on the web. Email submissions to buzzwords@bigfoot.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+