it is i again, after a month or so of not posting. no doubt i am totally forgotten and everyone is scratching their heads going 'when did this kado jerk get out of the nursery?' so, are there any other leap babies on th' list or am i the only one. well, if you're out there my cohorts in kindergarten, at least we've got eachother. i spent my special birthday miserable and crying and such. what a dumb fucking birthday that comes every 4 years and builds itself up to be the kind of day that could never actually happen. fucking birthday. fucking unreasonable expectations of happiness. its gotten cold in toronto. someone asked when leap kids have their birthdays in non-leap years. the answer: we DON'T have birthdays in non-leap years. we suffer for everyone so that the calendars work properly and august doesn't end up in winter. yes, and then on to the sinister village. i'm afraid i'd have to opt out of the village lifestyle, (everyone breathes a collective sigh of relief at not having to cohabit with that steve kado twat). i'd have to live in a sinister metropolis, a village just couldn't contain me. also, people in the village would quickly grow sick of having this dumb boy shlepping about the city blasting kraftwerk/stereo total/nintendo theme music out of his boom box and vandalising storefronts with the names of notable advice columnists. also, there wouldn't be a china town in the sinister village, therefore, no odd, over packaged asiatic snack food would be available and also no bad badz maru, hello kitty or kerro kerropi gear would be available. i suppose that i could take the initiative and start up my exotic grocery store but frankly being a grocer doesn't really have much appeal to me. i guess i could also be the sisniter village's bike messenger, but that's not much fun outside of a big city either really. i mean, there probably wouldn't even be cars in the sinister village to make the possibility of getting hit at all exciting. just people smiling and being nice to eachother and driving scooters about maybe. i imagine that lots of tether-ball would go on in the sinister village. i suppose i will never fit in. sorry for the glumness of this post but it was unavoidable. wit is for later, when i am not sending email. steveg kago ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+