everyone's saying it's time for me to get a serious job, and so the other day i found myself in the most terrifying place i can imagine: the mall. my mother told me my clothes are "not professional," and so i spent the afternoon wandering in and out of shops, trying on clothes that made me look like a geeky fourteen year old girl trying to dress like ally mcbeal. and everyone was staring, because i was hiding in the corner of express (yes, my soul is gone) in my little skirt and weezer t-shirt and hoping no one would notice me looking through a rack of fitted black pants. they all noticed, and the well- dressed salesgirl kept approaching me and saying "are you SURE you don't need any help?" she seemed very concerned about my ability to aptly clothe myself. i sort of felt like julia roberts in pretty woman, except the salesgirl was paying me TOO much mind, i didn't WANT to be shopping, and i'm not a callgirl. so. nevermind that. i think i will go put on my classy new clothes and some red lipstick and watch television for awhile. kirsten Care2 make the world greener! http://www.care2.com - Get your Free e-mail account that helps save Wildlife! +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+