Sinister: A persons' shoe laces are not an accurate measure of their sexuality, nor am I a wanker
It's true, I was in a take a way on Friday night, ordering some food when a Derk Bogart type in a white suit was being rather loud. When a group of young hopefuls left he shouted, "yeah, piss off you fucking gay [INAUDIBLE]". Then he turned to me and said, "Oh sorry, I thought you were with them." "No" I politely replied, then realising what he meant, I just frowned. He then said "well, gay, wankers, their shoe laces so long, like their gonna flap away". I looked at my shoes - guess what!!! Anyway, I saw that girl again today. I haven't told you all about her but I'm doing it now. She looks a bit like Jo Ortan (That's that blue shaded girl giving milk to that little tiger. - I think her names Jo Ortan.) Anyway, she also has a kid, a little girl. Anyway, whilst waiting at the bus stop her darling sprog pointed at me in that way children do, using all fingers stretched out as far as they could go and said "Scruffy". Her mum just laughed :| I wont bore you with the why's and how's but getting off of a train station and waiting for my buss I saw a blind man tagging a lift with a non blind man. The non blind man was quite embarrassed and shot off as soon as the blind man reached the shelter. But the blind man didn't seem to mind being led into a glass wall. He also didn't mind being left with no "well, take care of your self" or "are you going to be okay". Anyway, the blind man - who I think I should mention was in a suit with brief case and umbrella - was having trouble getting on a bus. As you could imagine, he couldn't read the number. He eventually got onto I think the wrong bus but it was okay, the driver (I think) took pity and offered to go out of his way to get the man home, he also didn't have to pay. Moaning about other people is fine, but I never got up and asked what bus he was getting, I never helped to pick up his stick when he dropped it. I suppose I'm just as bad as all the other adults. Anyway, currently listening to Elephant Shoe by Arab Strap. Also purchased The Smiths's Strangeways here we come, The Housemartins's London 0 Hull 4 and something from a band called Raissa called Believer. I brought it because I liked the girl on the front cover. The songs are quite good also. But reading some of her lyrics, I think she kicks with the other foot, and she's a lesbian. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+
This list is much better than any Open University course on any branch of wisedom.Its contents clearly reflect its members global interest on how many answers they are able to get right on UC every Monday. a)Termochemistry :Constant which measures the relation between laces in shoes and sexual tendencies:I am worried about this discovery.My current winter shoes have extremely long laces ending in two leaves and they get undone constantly Am I homo,then? b)Genetics :No aunties in pop (I believe Dionne is only Cissy's cousin...). c)Zoology :Townies are some characteristic Brit species whose favourite habitat are grim shopping centres built in the 70's and fine establishments serving burgers and chips.Their survival is guaranteed by the fact that even in the best possible future of them all,the Welfare state won't be able to provide 'class'in the massive quantities required,as well as brains transplants,and other priceless items. d)Children psychology:Sniffing glue and uniforms sewed inside by mum with my initials and my 'coat in arms' = (xxx) have appeared together in the list and they are stored together in my mind.In my last year of primary school my desk was next to Barbara TroisFontaine's one.She was a really weird and bullied girl whose mum was a Belgian baroness and loved to borrow my Snoopy Peppermint-perfumed glue too often.It was my first and last experience with glue-sniffers.She and her frustated love for the boy working at the newsagent's at the entrance of my school could become the inspiration for some Stu's song. And some advice : Sarah, I am going to spend 3 years of my life (at least) in a really scary country,where cars are driven in the wrong way and alcohol cannot be purchased after 11,go figure! xxx(As sewed by mummy) Arantxa +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+
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