Hi Just thought I'd relate a fairly recent scary drunk story 'cause I think talking about it will help!! After a particularly drunken night out in cosmo hip Preston, my friend and I were ejected from a local kebab establishment after playing "who can fit the most kebab down the other persons back". Anyway, I staggered onward and homeward (to my girlfriends house who was away at the National New Designers Exhibition, she's very talented). I digress, I stumbled on I tried to hail a taxi. As one flew past I cursed and as I did a nice new looking and posh car pulled up. Now, details are still a little fuzzy but I think my drunken cognition supposed this was another taxi who had noticed my pathetic attempts at stopping the previous vehicle and had taken pity. The car stopped and very pleasant man said "Do you want a lift?". Still confused as to whether it was a taxi or just a good samaritan, I fell in to the car. Things were going fine, the guy starts talking away: Guy: Where've you been Leaky(me): (Very drunk) Roper Hall....hic Guy: blah blah blah Leaky: Really, blah, blah, hic Guy: Yes, blah, blah, blah, that's right Leaky: Well I never Guy: So, how big's your cock?!!!! That's right, he cunningly crowbarred the last question into the conversation as if he were asking about the weather. I asked him to let me out! Phew, he could have been the new Dennis Neilsen in training. It sounds silly but I felt really angry and used but anyway, I'm over it now. Incidentally, the mobile melody (thanks honey) is "The State I am in", which is nice 'cause it's the tune my girlfriend played over and over the night I met her. Bye for now, have a top-tastic Christmas and New Year and I'll speak to you later. Bless Leaky ____________________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Get your free @yahoo.co.uk address at http://mail.yahoo.co.uk or your free @yahoo.ie address at http://mail.yahoo.ie +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+