Hullo: I made a cup of tea the other day, and accidentally spooned a heap of salt into it instead of sugar. Now I can't let my lips touch a cup of the life-giving liquid without the memory of the horrible taste running up my tongue and flapping in my brain like a pigeon up a chimney. It's horrible. I really don't know what to do. Possibly I shall die of thirst. Does anyone know what happened to Rhoda in the end? Struan made a competition a while ago for us, the general biscuit nibbling, elbow-patch wearing public to record our own versions, saying the winner would be released as a b-side to a single. Was this just a lie? If not, did Ken win? If not, why not? EH? Whose legs are these? I'm rather tempted to send him a recording of me playing Rhoda on my slide trombone. He would love that. I could do some fancy slides to liven it up a bit when it gets boring, like that verse about cornflakes. Slides on my trombone, I mean, not on a slide projector, although that would liven it up too, especially if they were slides of people's bottoms. I could also do funny noises on my trombone that sound like people blowing off. To accompany the slides of people's bottoms, perhaps? That would make it loads more fun. I reckon Struan would love it. Robin xxx _________________________________________________________________ Get a FREE connection, FREE modem and one month's FREE line rental, plus a US or European flight when you sign up for BT Broadband! http://www.msn.co.uk/specials/btbroadband +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+