Hello my little furry friends, I'm about to fulfill one of my lifelong ambitions this weekend cos I'm off to Madrid to see the mighty REAL at the Santiago Bernabeu. Amazingly enough I managed to persuade my missus that this would be the ideal weekend break. Can anyone advise me on some handy Spanish insults to shout while I'm there? Preferable anything that casts doubts on the morality of the Zaragoza players' mothers. Has everybody read the Camber "tips" page on the Jeepster site? I strongly suggest you do, especially if you're under seven or a bit retarded cos then you might not feel quite so patronised. You have to have three changes of clothes to get in apparently. And poor personal hygiene will not be tolerated. It doesn't say if they have that blue chemical dye stuff though, the stuff you can put in pools to catch dirty dogs who think a sly pee won't harm anyone. That's a worry. If I remember I might post the sleeve notes to Girlfish some time soon. In case anyone is unaware what Girlfish is, it's like one of those videos of a relaxing country landscape or a real log fire with gentle soothing music which you stick on when you're feeling a bit stressed and it just melts the tension away. This video has lots of nudie chicks swimming about in "Atlantis" (well, a swimming pool with the Stone Henge props from Spinal Tap dumped in it) and it's a great leap forward in intellectual relaxation. If lumpy hairy things are more your thing, then there's a Boyfish video too apparently. And Chris Mellan, I'd watch yourself if that Anne Ward's got her eye on you. She sat fifteen subjects in standard grade once and got straight 1s in all of them. I'm sure I spotted Anne in the X-Rated Jerry Springer episode "I Refuse To Wear Clothes", but I could have been mistaken. Oh, and someone said something really horrible:

I so hope i have a dream tonight in which Isobel is a window cleaner, and she is wearing a skirt, and im under the ladder !!

This left me quite speechless. I just hope that if your dream does come true Isobel falls off the ladder and crushes you under her big bottom. A fond farewell, Love...John +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+