Morning, I had another fucking great star wars dream last night. First I was fighting Darth Maul, and I was getting tanned, so I poured some water over him and put out his lightsaber. Then the Emperor got me and he took me to a cafe and told me "I'm gonna kill you". But the Red Arrows flight display team knew of his whereabouts so they drew a Star of David in the sky. The Emperor hated this and shouted "close those fucking curtains". Spotting his weakness I attempted to draw the Star of David on his hand, using a bic pen. Unfortunately, I forgot how to draw one. "What are you doing?", he said. "Nothing". But then I had a flash of inspiration - holy water. Sith Lords fucking hate holy water. But alas, there was no water about, only the Emperor's cup of tea. So I secretly prayed to Jesus to bless the cup of tea - and do you know what? It worked!!! The Emperor drank the holy cup of tea and melted like a bitch. Yes! Oh yeah, Amphetamenies are playing somewhere in Edinburgh on Friday, and King Tuts in Glasgow on Saturday. If you haven't heard them, they're really good. Ska ska ska Skinheads like them, but they're usually to busy skanking down the front to steal your carry out. I think Newtown Grunts are supporting, who are good fun too. If you go to Amphetamenies you get to look at Jane the girl singer, who is dreamy, and Mick Cooke (who *will* show you his arse for a pound). GET YER BAWS OOT!!! That's what my old driving instructor used to say. Spell with a Shell, Chris =================================== Visit the Sleeka Sounds Corporation http://www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~calnd/sleeka/ Visit the Stuart Murdoch Fan Page http://www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~calnd/stuart/stuart.htm ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+