hey kids, as you probably hadn't noticed, i took a few days off to sit back and contemplate stuff, in an effort not to spew out all the crap that my brain seems to hoard into long and really rather dull emails. unfortunately, i couldn't work out how to do that, so i think the answer will just have to be to post less often (a stifled cheer is heard from 1000 ar so sinistereenies around the globe) things seem to be getting quite intellectual around here, so i feel the need to tell you that i have spent most of the last week walking the streets wearing horns. i have to stress that they weren't the sort of crappy plastic horns that have a black strap and red bits sticking out, no, these are classy black horns made of a kind of silk-effect material. to cut to the chase, my horns are so comfy that on several occasions i forgot that i was wearing them and had loads of those moments when you notice that lots of people are staring at you and you can't work out why, until you remember the ridiculous looking item that is adorning your person (this, needless to say happens to me a lot). on one occasion i was wearing my horns with a big furry coat and was walking through a not entirely pleasant part of town when a scary fat man leaned slightly too far into my personal space and growled 'tiger' at me. i was frightened. in other news, i think i've got tonsilitis (again). you know, doctors won't let you have your tonsils taken out if you're a grown up, or something approaching one, unless you get tonsilitis very severely and very frequently because its such a painful operation. mine is, apparently, not quite severe or frequent enough to merit having my throat ripped apart, so i'll just have to suffer. it is, however one of those illnesses that always brings lots of sympathy from people, so perhaps it isn't all bad. i'm also desperate to tell you about my latest relationship trauma, but look, aren't i great, i'm restraining myself. if anyone is really desperate to know feel free to email me, but it isn't actually very intersting. i've just remembered that i think i wrote some quite proound stuff in a whinging email to mummy while the list was in hibernation, but i can't recall what it was now, i just remember feeling quite proud of myself. i just thought i'd let you know that now and again i do come up with something vaguely readable, obviously though, its always at the wrong time. stay beautiful, fiona ps i'm going home for a few days tomorrow, so please don't post too much because i'll have to sift throug it all when i get back, cheers ****croak**** +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+