Sinister: We've burnt the shed, it's a lonely view......
Oh, If only Anthony Kiedis knew how much fun I have by mishearing all his lyrics...... Hello all. I wasn't going to post, since I am still only half way through my treatise on why Gregory's Girl reminds me of B&S, but I have a terrible suspicion that the powers that be have just called me a goat. And although I do tend to eat the furniture if left on my own for long enough, I'd much rather be a sheep. Even if that does mean that I get shagged by welsh people. I've had worse...... As usual, Archel has made me think. To which I can only say: "Don't. It hurts". But I'll reply anyway. The first bit was:
in an attempt to fill the (actually quite small) void left by my boyfriend,
which made me think (but only for a minute) that the usually ever-so-demure Ms. Playforth was having a right old go at her ex-boyfriend's penis size. But after a while I realised that my altogether too rapid conclusion was simply a product of talking to too many of my own ex-girlfriends. I'm sorry I ever doubted you, Archel. Even though you did manage to compound my confusion by unanimously stating that fireworks are better than sex. The following was also mentioned:
"twelve tons of cornflakes pass under this bridge every day"
which I can only assume is a slogan painted on a bridge. It isn't, however, the best one, which in my humble (but nevertheless completely correct) opinion is painted on a bridge in Oldham: "Oldham: The home of the tubular bandage". Now there's something to be proud of. I was also impressed (and slightly amused) by Carsmile's references to "The Laughing Gnome" by David Bowie. When I was back in Manchester, said P!O!P! superstar did a two-hour radio phone-in, the premise of which was that he would play any song that somebody rang in and asked for. The great bit about it was that the whole shebang had to be called off after the three-hundred and seventh request for The Laughing Gnome. I chortled. I don't think I'm a gnome, though, although bits of me are suspiciously small. According to various ex-girlfriends, at least. As for B&S content, well, I shall wait until I finish the stuff on why Gregory's Girl reminds me of B&S to post it. Or not, if it's crap. But, I'll offer simultaneous congratulations and possible commiserations to Laine, who wins my ultimate admiration for the obviously adept and downright sexy way she managed to club herself around the head with an exceedingly large, vertical lump of metal whilst talking about B&S. That's true dedication, that is - selflessly extoling the virtues of our favourites to another possible list member whilst risking broken bones and brain damage when big inanimate things jump out at you. Watch out for poles indeed. Especially that John Paul the Second character. Right nasty bastard he is - he'll lamp you one as soon as look at you. Here endeth todays lesson, lol p xx. -- -----------------------------*||*-------------------------------- "I am plagued by doubts. What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet." - Woody Allen, "Complete Prose" Pete Ramsdale - Unix Systems Administration, Warburg Dillon Read Phone: 0171 568 3836 -----------------------------*||*-------------------------------- This message contains confidential information and is intended only for the individual named. If you are not the named addressee you should not disseminate, distribute or copy this e-mail. Please notify the sender immediately by e-mail if you have received this e-mail by mistake and delete this e-mail from your system. E-mail transmission cannot be guaranteed to be secure or error-free as information could be intercepted, corrupted, lost, destroyed, arrive late or incomplete, or contain viruses. The sender therefore does not accept liability for any errors or omissions in the contents of this message which arise as a result of e-mail transmission. If verification is required please request a hard-copy version. This message is provided for informational purposes and should not be construed as a solicitation or offer to buy or sell any securities or related financial instruments. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+
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