Anyone here ever played "milky biscuit"? An ex mighty lemon drop told me about this rather...um...strange game that British bands play on tour (when totally pissed I hope)...he mentioned New Order played this, and i've not been able to listen to them, let alone kiss them...since. *shudder* Anyway.... last night at an instore at No Life records, here in LA....(Momus)...My very own Felicia came skipping over to me with a CD copy of Dog On Wheels...yeah yeah...no biggie for you British Milky Biscuit sorts, but for daft Americans it's been hard to come by. Felicia then informed me that there was one more on the rack and I scampered over to see a boy and a girl looking over it like the baby Jesus. I then did the most un-Christianly thing thinkable and snatched the sleeping baby from it's cradle...like a viper, I struck without warning....right infront of the poor fuckers outstretched hands.....I then felt flooded with shame at this vile and repulsive act (like a band member after a hearty game of milky biscuit) and knew...that wasn't very Belle & Sebastian fan-like at all.....so with this incredibly innocent (and quite dumb) look on my face I hand it over saying "oh...sorry...did you want this?" AS IF! As if i'd not just dived for it like Nicky Walker with a Hun football flying right at his wee heed. Sheesh. What a dope. They were so shocked at the genius move i'd just pulled to get it, they shook their heads and went "uh uh. that's cool. you take it." GOAL! Tag? Fancy a game of MB? beth ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister@majordomo.net . We're all happy bunnies humming happy bunny tunes. Aren't we? -----------------------------------------------------------------------