Hello, Pierre von Miller hath wroted:

Uncle Joe's Mint Balls could keep us all aglow.

Indeed they could, Peter. Do you know that was the drug of choice at Wigan Casino? Keef wrote:

Preston is fine, but obviously we'll need someone to set it up there - do we have any volunteers, as I say, I'm happy to sort it in Edinburgh and I believe Tag is happy to sort it in Manchester if it turns out there but we don't yet have a volunteer for Preston. Please mail me if you want to hire a place and organise all the rest of the stuff too. However, any place with a club named after a Bryan Ferry song is the business for me.

In that case, can I recommend "Jealous Guy", Scropton's finest niterie where DJ Darren plays the finest in chart smashes from 1992. Scropton is conveniently located, a matter of minutes from East Midlands International Airport. Our very own Little Peter Miller, himself a native of the area, surely spent many happy days there as a youth, playing snakes and ladders, headers and volleys, doctors and nurses and other carefree childhood pursuits. And our embracing of their sleepy little town can only help the local council in their forthcoming Olympic bid. Yes, I am happy to organise Manchester goings-on. I think it could be super jolly fun for all. It would kind of nice to have it during Christmas time, although I know at least two people are going 'down-under' around then. It would help though if you could express an interest or preference, then we know how many people, where, when etc, etc. Keith and I are more than happy to act as the Devil's Jugglers, me resplendent in my soul shirt, while Keith will be sure to wear some flowers in his hair. I like the idea of a Sinister summer holiday. We could go to Blackpool, it's famous for fresh and air and fun. Or take over Butlin's and have a knobbly knees competition (Trousers must be a hot favourite), a Glamourous Grandmother competition (Honey should walk that one) and other high jinx. That'll be it then. Ravishingly yours, Robert McTaggart +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+