Dear Santa, I would like to draw your attention to the fact that I have been a very good boy this year. Remarkably good in fact. Some would say that no boy has ever been quite as good in a single year before. I have done many good things, like I have been to almost all lectures and done my work. I have read about how I am a bad man in the Guardian a few times, and felt better about myself for doing it. I went to an anti-war demonstration and pretended to be a hippy for a day, but I have also read some editions of "The Mail" and found out, among other things, how much worse Cherie Blair is than me. I have not eaten too much cake, but I do still like it. In light of all this, I wonder if you could arrange for me to receive the following items: - A photograph of Photo Jenny - Tigermilk(ing) - Bowling and Drinking - A cigarette and a caravanette in Hull - Services that I may reasonably require - Bowling and Drinking - Girl - A spoon and a decent book - Bowling and Drinking - A special deal on renting from the man at rediffusion - A documentary on radio 4 - Bowling and Drinking Please also Santa, I would love it if you could perhaps organise some Sinister Bowling and Drinking, I do love it so. I would organise it myself but it might go very wrong. Thankyou Mr Claus. James +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+