I'll take up the explanation of the "Where's the soap" joke because I am not ashamed of displaying my depravity, nay I revel in it. So it's a homophonic (quite!) joke, the implied meaning "(It) wears the soap (down)" by rubbing it between their legs...I think. I mean, I don't know what else nuns do for that kind of fun (though the crucifixes in each room are a rather nice miniature size aren't they?). Anyway, if I've gotten that wrong let me know. It's the first time I've heard that joke but maybe it's a UK nun joke or something. Now I feel like contributing to the Tuesday morning mirth. Well, I'll offer a clean one and a dirty one cause you need that nice yin n' yang balance in most everything. Clean: Did you hear about the Roman who was in a chariot accident? When the medics arrived, they hooked him up to a four. (groan) Dirty/sacrilicious: What's white and shoots across the sky? The coming of the Lord! (gasp) OK then, you've all been a great audience, take my wife please. Xavier BXK bkim0@dept.english.upenn.edu | www.english.upenn.edu/~bkim0 It's what kind of hair you have on the inside that counts.--G.S. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+