Hello I just went to the bank and there was a terribly posh old man with a brush moustache and a tweed jacket there asking the cashier how to use the hole in the wall. "I've never used the "hole in the wall", you see. I think I ought to learn in case they close all the banks, seems a damn fool thing to do if you ask me. I have a Barclay's "card" here, do you have a pamphlet to show me what to do?" It was very odd. He was like someone out of a book. I think he must have been away fighting the damn fool fuzzy wuzzys for the last fifty years, or something. He was probably a Major - they're all a bit daft aren't they? As I've been beaten to the position of village boulangerer by Arantxa I think I'll have to be the village windowcleaner, having endless saucy adventures with my squeegie stick. Like, right, there could be a time when I'm cleaning a window and the vicar opens the window to show his mother-in-law the garden and I accidentally clean the vicar's face by mistake! And there could be another time when I'm cleaning some windows and I accidentally drop my bucket of water and it lands on the vicar's head! And there could be another time when I'm cleaning a window and inside there's a woman having a bath! With big knockers! And she's the vicar's wife! Yes, that would be funny. The vicar could be Struan. He could do his angry face. Bye! Robin xxx +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+