"You get an F because you don't obey like a circus monkey!"

"Your Textbook Is The Only GOD!". Any other Squee fans out there? I went back to school again today. Being a sixth-former is fun, I've decided. Only the sixth form and remove is mixed gender at my school, so it's kinda disconcerting that suddenly there are a bunch of GURLS who I've never even seen appearing in all my classes, but still. I have Tolstoy's great grand-daughter in my English class, and a girl possibly called Sarah who is the nicer-looking identical twin sister (Fishyclap stylee) of The One Everyone Fancies From Brookside. Who is also in our SuperDuperExtraSmartEightGCSEA*sOrMoreScholarshipHouse and seems to have an IQ of about 400. She likes abstract jazz. She will be single for the next two years, I am sure. All this AND no science lessons. Ever. I am a happy goldfish today. The "Just William" post was staggeringly hilarious. Even though you are wrong, and TTML is grate. I flee now --- Greg +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ ++++++ ++++++ ++++++ August 27th Sinister Third Birthday Red Underwear Day ++++++ ++++++ ++++++ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+