I'm a lot happier than last time I mailed. next year, I've decided to travel and work round the world, which, as I am still 17, Is quite scary, but it should be fun. (so I'll have to unsubscribe soon, but I may get some messages forwarded, requesting food and shelter) I've also cried at dumb films. I found the end of cool running really happy/sad, if you get it. top CHOONS!!! 1) entire delgados album, the GRATE eastern 2) your no rock and roll fun, by sleater kinney 3) the new bis material - it's got a real 80's jd sound to it.... 4) beagle man, I s'pose 5) shoot speed kill light I've also begun to learn to drive, in me volvo s40, brand nu. pumping stereo, but my mate gave me sum tips. he said: "I as been driving since I was 12, but recently me desided to get a real driving lisence. However, when I went for a lesson, this ponce sat in me car and tried to make me drive like a batty man. Don't worrie, I gave im a one inch punch like Bruse Lee, but because of this, I as decided to pass on me driving knowlage to all ya massive for free. Read through me tips and than you is ready for even long trips (like down to McDonnalds). Wicked. DRIVING TIPS Tip 1 - Make sure your car is safe You is gonna lose marks if ya car is a wreck. May I suggest you get an MOT first (me mate Dave will sell ya one for 20 squids - just tell im Ali said). Also, make sure all 8 of ya speakers is workin' at there best (be carefull that the clutch pedel don't damage that 20" bass bin). Tinted windows and UV lights may also win you marks wid de instructer. Tip 2 - Make sure its safe for you to drive Its a well known fact that if you is a woman (thats 1 in 2 people in the UK), you will not be able to drive. Batty men shouldn't drive either. Tip 3 - Drinking and Driving You should never drink drive (not even if its rainin'). You could 'it a bump an' spill ya drink - Aye. No, me is messin', don't do it. Tip 4 - Listen for your Instructer If you can hear your instructer shouting at you, then your music aint loud enough you is probably listening to the wrong music, may I suggest Drum and Bass. Tip 5 - Use the proper equipment When your instructer asks you to start the car, remember that you is supposed to use the proper key, not a screwdriver. Tip 6 - Changing Gears This is an important part of drivin' and I hope you is payin' attention. There are two main gears you will use, thats 4 and 5. I suggest using 5th in residental areas, and 4th if you is driving on a field or somthin'. Tip 7 - Breaking and Corners Breaking and corners 'ave alot in common. You need to be usin' the handbreak for both. Tip 8 - Correct Signaling Remember that the horn and headlights aint just for gettin' the attention of that bitch wid de short skirt. They is best used to cuss other drivers if they is goin' too slow (ie 90 mph). Tip 9 - Advanced warning signs and Speed limits I aint sure what these things are. You can make about £30 stealing them though. AYE! Tip 10 - Dat's it, you is now a safe driver. You will be able to spend hours sat in the carpark at MFI wid da Drum and Bass pumpin out. Keep it safe, keep it real..." so, should be speeding in no time at all. to all going to the glasgow meet up, bring some moey and If I like you, you'll get a special surprise. I'm excited about the new album. my sys exams are coming up, but they don't matter, cause I ain't going to uni, next year (I feel like a waster tho', being the only person I'n thew year with 4a's and B and no direction.) bell rung. Maths awaits. I['m leaving next week, probably. so no tears. I know how you all love me so.) chris __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Send instant messages & get email alerts with Yahoo! Messenger. http://im.yahoo.com/ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+