Q: Which Oxford Sinisterine is best mates with Handy Andy? A: Carol Smillie Steve Hello everyone! Hello Valentine's miserablists! Cheer up, you old buggers, having no sweetheart is only just a little bit worse than living hundreds of miles away from your sweetheart. Didn't you know? Miss Honey's little side project is a great big international indie dating agency. Through the power of the modern interweb and with a little bit of help from Miss Crush, plus the odd bottle of picnic plonk, she's fixed up more than a couple of LDRs (that's Long Distance Relationships to you, baby) and they all sat on their own on the 14th, thinking of people they weren't going to be munching heart-shaped chocolates with. Didn't you? Yes, I'm talking about *you*. And *you*. Don't you love typos? Michelle wrote

Well so I almost kocked him over.

I am easily amused. Robin Stout asked if GEORGE HENRY DICKIE was a Dalek and I thought OHMIGOD! Because I always read GHD's posts in a Dalek voice (in my head, not aloud, one has has to be careful of one's reputation at work) but now I think about it, it's less of a metallic Dalek voice I hear and a bit more of a breathy, whispery one. Kinder Buenos are The Best Thing In The World. Better than Jaffa Cakes, better than Irn Bru. Better than Belle & Seb... well no, maybe they're not quite The Best Thing In The World, but they're darn good, I tell you. It's the melty hazelnut bit in the middle that makes my tummy go flippety flop. According to Kevin Hyde,

Belle and Sebastian fans...are a sub-species of indie kids.

But no! You're wrong! We're a super-species. A super-duper-species. Yes indeed. I'm off to the place where Apples grow in Stereo. See ya. Juicy Lucy __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Get personalized email addresses from Yahoo! Mail - only $35 a year! http://personal.mail.yahoo.com/ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+