are we all talking about romantic bus stories? I HATE buses! schoolbuses have no respect for us country folk. There couldn`t have been a more worse day to miss the bus,normally I`d be jumping up and down at the thought to stay home,but i have to do this lettre for french about how i want to be a gardener,and now i cant get it in,and wahh FAIL FAIL FAIL. ...Stuart Murdoch might not be at the Bowlie festival,you may not realise this,but he`s a Goblin King. See,there was this young lady named Guntherette,who lived in a mud-hut,(the girl was practically a slave,but no-one knew that the Goblin King was madly in love with her) and wanted to experience the better things in life...and she so wanted to go to the beautiful Sands Of Camber,where she could frolick in the sparkling waters,wash her hair with the mini-bottles of shampoo,sleep in and twirl around. Her wicked witch-guardian wanted to crush fun and joy from Guntherette`s life,merely,because she had the power to do so,the wicked witch`s answer for everything was "Because I Say So". Guntherette was being very fowl and cursing the wicked witch-guardian and moaning about all the unpleasant-ness and un-fairness in her life and cried out "You can bet it is a bitch,kid!" These words summoned up the Goblin Murdoch King....he flew in through the window,a magnificent purple aura surrounding him,wearing italian leather thigh high boots and a billowing lilac cape,his feathered hair shimmered and danced in the light,hundreds of the finest jewls you`d ever seen adorned him. "Goblin King,Goblin King!" she cried. The Goblin King walked slowly and very dramatically towards her,every step echoing through the hall. "I`ve brought you a gift,peasant girl." "Oh! Oh! A ticket to Bowlie!" The Goblin King snickered. "Shut up you.It`s a crystal,nothing more,but if you turn it this way and look into it,it will show you your dreams." The Goblin King proceeded to twirl and prance around,tossing the crystal high up into the air, balancing it on his head,rubbing his stomach,patting his head,all at the same time. "But there is a catch..." "What!?" Guntherette exclaimed. The Goblin King whispered into her ear. "I`ll never! I don`t need your crystal!" The Goblin King stamped his foot. "Do not defy me." He snapped his fingers and his little mini-goblin minions appeared, stu-D-goblin and mick-goblin,ferocious and snarling,tried to bite at her ankles.Then a dark purple smoke rose up around him and he started to sing "Your eyes can be so cruel.Just As I can be so cruel.But I still believe in you." that`s the end.It`s supposed to be vague and artistic,like it leaves you wondering,you know? there`s lots of good parts,but i left them out bye bye,(kiss,kiss) your bored-missed-bus sinister pal...genevieve ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "nambling pambling rice pudding & crochet holiday camp +-+ +-+ gangwanking whimsy-thon" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+