hello sinister ones, having a sinister day i trust (or evening as may be) i swear upon stu's arms of sex that i am not drunk righ tnow, im' just really silly and i've been sick for a day and i feel sort of dizzy so take that into account. i thoght about getting a thing of pink champagne today but i decided against it. MMMM david kitchen mentioned amelia fletcher, how's that for ah KISMET ??? not really cos ther ewas the whole she and me thread, but i can't help it i think everything is an omen. GAWD i'm so jealous i wish i lived int eh uk, i would be on tv talking about the shiny apple, i'm going to cry now. and let it be said that Neil is the nicest guy in the world, there it was said, yah neil rawks ya know it babee, that's one groovin cat and one swell fella in da house, give it up i'm gonna shout out to my posse STUARTS in DA HOUSE!!!! oh yeah Stuart murdoch has a Shiny Apple Posse everyone, have you done your homework, are you scrawling the following phrases on walls and stalls of your country roaming grounds and abroad: We Rule the School, Le Pastie de La Bourgeoisie, Belle and Sebastian are God, Stuart Murdoch Buffs My Apple, For a Wicked Time Call Isobel.... ??? get to work people!! rome wasn't built in a day! dirty dream idea i'm just going to think up one right now: ok i was thinking of this yesterday and i forgot it. but it would be a cool dirty dream vid. they could fix up a place like the warhol factory and all dress up as various superstars, stu m would be andy, and EDIE duh!!! and there could be shiny aluminum foil everywhere and decadent dancing and outrageious fashion as implied by the GORGEOUS swell of the music of dirty dream!!!!! there could be scenes with people playing fun games like pin the tail on the donkey, or the stuart, and silver pants YEAH! then at the end you cut to outside the only window in the whole place which is down a hallway as we excape away from the noise and profligation and fornication going on in the Factory, and out the window across a shadowy moor, a tiny sweet cottage with little cows chwing cud in the dark as the stars begin to fade, and in the golden window a paddington bed-for-8 and all the belle imps nestled snugly, clutching their baby blankets and ba-ba's and .......... it WAS A DREAM!! GET IT??? *wooo* i'm so good! Band members are you listening? million dollar idea! *wooWOO* money train, all aboard...... (oh yeah and dont' forget the part where sarah and isobel get it on) i would like to express that i totally understand the guy who posted about coming to tears listenign to arab strap in a listening booth, having just Discovered teh record today. yeah i''ve had it for over a month, but( dont' laugh at me!!!) it just never did for me the way it did today, i played it at least 7 times i'm sure. whatever! i won't go on about it cos i'm sure all you have gone over every bit of it already. FINALLY Enough ALREADY with this talk of isobel's 'orifice"!!!!!! i shall have you drawn and quartered, you-you - Animals! how dare you. it is just wrong as wrong can be, and truly Wicked to boot, but in the worst sense. you may as well go on about MY orifice, well, go on, dont 'be shy about it, what filth you wanna shove in there? about time we stopped this perniciously pornographic patriarchally poisoned nonsennse, and whip some arses into shape. no we will no have no such talk if i can help it. it makes me ill when sweet girls are made into dirty fantasies, and dont' say i know ti was your fantasy! Hummph-- MEN!!! you obviously haven't been reading your radical feminist manifestoes lately., well i've done your work for you, and NOW get ready for a pop Quiz!! *RebelJo storms off in a huff, making a beeline for her machete case, and picks up a Nutcracker on the way back* i shall have my Isobel page up very soon, and rest assured that discussions of orifices of any kind will be strongly discouraged therein! (Joan of Arc) was once saluted by a soldier who recognized her as "La Pucelle"(the maid). He bragged to a companion: "If I could only get a hold of her for a night, by God, she wouldn't be a virgin much longer." Joan heard and answered, "You mock God and yet you shall soon die." In less than an hour, the soldier --Intercourse, .Dworkin you watch me like TV, talk about me like a movie, you're so dirty... 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