Since when do secondary sex characteristics denote beauty? Huh? Why are all the women in porno shaved, or most at least? Scary, I say. And seriously, at the first party I threw at my house I was talking about how the historical scale is now reversed, and those with money can afford to be thin while the poorer have to settle for fast food and tv dinners and wind up being horridly overweight, when my friend Jerry from 400 miles away strode in, plopped down on the couch, and yelled (in front of all my paraprofessional, uh, colleagues) "BITCH, BRING ME A CHICKEN POT PIE!" It was funny how every single one of them got up and said they really had to go all within a minute of each other. I mean, there was a queue to leave. I had to return a keg 95 percent full. But really it's nice that the beanpoles get their chance at being the queens, seeing as fat girls have had the rest of history to be the paragons of beauty. Not that this excuses eating disorders or anything. I really don't think the first thing that goes through a man's head when he sees a girl, consciously or unconsciously, is "God she could bear my offspring quite well couldn't she?" Though my sociobiology course contradicts that. Perhaps men now want a girl who =won't= bear any children. And you don't know about body image problems til you've been a man stuck with childbearing hips. Worse, a second-grader. Unnggh. I've come to accept that I'll never have a cowboy's ass. At least if you're a girl it's somewhat natural to have a pelvis like a wok. My favorite formative memory on body image was reading in Sassy an interview with J Mascis.... "How do you feel about girls with big asses?" "Any guy who's not weird will take as much as he can get." Ha! My dog loves rock and roll. And she's old! Whenever I really crank the stereo she just moves up and lays right by the subwoofer, and the only surefire way to get her in the house is to kick on my amp and play the most tinnitus-inducing guitar..... she runs (well sort of waddles) up and just puts her head right in the amplifier.... I'll test her response to TUBBYWARS tonight. She's easily the hippest 84-year-old I know. ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+
Hi lonely Highway dude who I can obviously see is a MAN wrote :
But really it's nice that the beanpoles get their chance at being the queens, seeing as fat girls have had the rest of history to be the paragons of beauty. Not that this excuses eating disorders or anything.
Guh? bah? Huh? Beth?! You have to be a man.... fat girls have had the whole of history to be beautiful and now good old anorexics get to be pretty, cool, but eating disorders are bad aren't they....gurr? is this really how people think? I mean, beep?!! I am just making noises!! It's not bloody really nice! Can I back up Leanne by saying it's fecking scary? A social trend starts with women being pressurised by society to be tiny little girls with no sexual characteristics, to be innocent and wee when at the same time they are PIOW! mothers! PIOW! liberated!! PIOW!! housewifes!! PIOW! career women! PIOW! beautiful! PIOW PIOW PIOW BOMBARD to quote my good pal and ex-listee chris :) When was the first case of anorexia recorded? Something like 1894? I am sure it is....I remember reading something about it, the woman in case was just forced food wasn't she.... you can't completely blame anorexia/bulimia on media etc, but I feel it can act as a stong trigger. Shut up girly, ok then I WILL! Archel wrote-ed I spent many a
minute thinking about the New Testament and the similarities between Liverpool and hell, and why B&S had anything to say about it.
How can Liverpool be hell? Do NOT slag a town that has the SUPERLAMBANANA! Yes folks, the SuperlambBanana is a bright yellow sculpture, of a cross between the front end of a lamb, and teh back end of a banana. Is it in Wallace Sqaure now Moonbeam? I saw it in Pierhead, wow....... Isnt the hot chocolate in a can SICK!!! The unsweetend tea is awreet though, but the chocolate! Yuk! it brings a bad name to the lovely choclate! I had some on the bus on the way home, when me and Becca were reading Gregs FHM magazine!! Blimey....there was an article on ARE YOU OVER YOUR EX, which was quite amusing, and lots of women in their undies, and a photostory to say BEING A POOF DOESN'T PAY, which had a guy in a dress being beaten up. And also a pictre of somebody with a severed arm. I'm going to phone DOMINATION! For pleasure of the STRICTER kind...or perhaps BAD GIRLS for BAD BOYS.....ooh mummy....help....its a world of vice and corruption out there! Hehe! Speaking of which, in honour of the cardie wearing thing, I pinned a B&S badge on my cardie the other day :) T!H!E!N! I went to Our Price, and for 4 (FOUR!) free B*witched badges! One of which I pinned on as well, and felt most chuffed. Everyone else laughed at me, and I was taken to one side ot have a talking to, but I told them to all smell off and wank over Skunk Anansie, 'cos of COURSE they are better than B*witched, cos it's fucking political, cha?! I'M GOING NOW BYE!!!!!! Fluffy Candarel +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+
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