My B&S content will be represented by smut this morning, with tenuous links drawn between smutty happenings and B&S songs. Youn Jong Noh wrote: Holding hands while riding bicycles looks like quite a challenge, as anyone who saw "Les Mistons" should remember, but I guess it relieves the monotony, not to mention clammy palms. There are far more challenging things to try whilst riding bicycles. And they don't help with the clammy palms either.. The best part of Les Mistons is the small child sniffing the teenage girl's bicycle seat in slow motion. This could be similar to licking railings, in a point-stretching sort of way, although marginally more likely to give you thrush. Having happily finished The Hand of Ethelberta on Isobel's kind recommendation, I set off for work this morning clutching my old copy of Delta of Venus, finally picked up to start on another of Isobel's tips. May I suggest that no other young men attempt to read this book in anything than the most loose fitting trousers whilst standing on public transport. Very enjoyable, tho too much so for consumption in public. And now I have to suffer(?) a day at work with images of distended penises and rouged vulvae floating before my mind's eye... There's definitely a B&S song in there.. I've just shown it to the woman who shares my office and she is well and truly engrossed. On the subject of teachers and the sexual exploits thereof, the last bit of smut concerns my friend the (erstwhile) English teacher. He never seemed to be short of a nice young foreign lady to escort about town, and it would appear that being a TEFL teacher, in England at any rate, is very good for those who wish to take up with a bright young thing from overseas who is returning there in no more than three months. One "conquest" confessed that for the past month and a half, she and her friend had been watching the bit of marker pen that he had accidently drawn on his trousers by the fly, change from a deep royal blue to a sort of drab yellowy-grey. Nice to know. Who'd be a teacher, eh? That's it from me. Looking forward to some tigermilking tomorrow. love to all, spoon x +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+