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> > > > 1) At lunchtime, sit in your parked car and point a > > hair dryer at > > passing > > cars to see if they slow down. > > > > 2) Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise > > your voice.) > > > > 3) Insist that your e mail address be: > > 'xena-goddess-of-fire@companyname.com' or > > 'Elvis-the-king@companyname.com' > > > > 4) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if > > they want > > fries with that. > > > > 5) Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little > > synchronised > > chair dancing. > > > > 6) Put your waste bin on your desk and label it 'IN.' > > (This is a > > 'must do') > > > > 7) Develop an unnatural fear of staplers. > > > > 8) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once > > everyone has > > gotten over > > their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. > > > > 9) Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what > > you think." > > > > 10) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with > > the prophecy." > > > > 11) Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the > > brightness level > > lights up > > the entire working area. Insist to others that you > > like it that way. > > > > 12) Don't use any punctuation > > > > 13) As often as possible, skip rather than walk. > > > > 14) Ask people what sex they are. > > > > 15) Specify that your drive through order is "to go." > > > > 16) Sing along at the opera. > > > > 17) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't > > rhyme. > > > > 18) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the > > same outfits. > > Wear > > them one day after your boss does. (This is especially > > effective if > > your > > boss is the opposite gender.) > > > > 19) Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell > > them what you're > > doing. For example: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in > > the bathroom." > > > > 20) Put mosquito netting around your cubicle. > > > > 21) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't > > attend their > > party 'cause you're not in the mood. > > > > AnD tHe FiNal wAy tO aNnOy PeOple: > > > > Send this e-mail to everyone in your address book, > > even if they sent > > it to you. > > > >

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