...but then my desire to have kids anytime soon is roughly zero. Happily that's proportional to the likelyhood. Hi-diddly-ho Sinisterinos! Well, the washing machine's fixed, the downstairs neighbours have their electricity back and the damp smell's gone out of the carpet so I can get back to wasting time on mailing-lists. Those of you who read my posts or are privy to my drunken murmurings will know that, through blind luck, I have come into possession of some 'art'. After an awkward journey with an unruly portfolio through a rain-sodden London, the 'art' is now in my home. Very pretty it is too although I'm not quite sure what it's meant to be of. Liz (Lovely) Daplyn seemed to think I found her stares offensive. Sorry if I gave that impression but it was unintentional and alcohol-fuelled. Much like a number of my posts. Hannah asked: "How was everyone's pancake day??" Bluddy grate, thank you for asking. My friends who cooked the pancakes had a knack for making them slightly too thick so I only managed four in addition all the booze I drank that evening as well. I looked up the word 'shrove'. It has nothing to do with pancakes. Hannah also mentioned: "Ken's Fish Bar" There's already a Ken's Kebabs and a Ken's Fried Chicken round the corner from me. With a fast-food empire like that he should be able to afford his own DDR machine.... No wonder he's so damn good! On the way home from London I read The Bad Beginning of A Series Of Unfortunate Events (kids' books are great for train journeys). It had me gripped - I was a fan of Roald Dahl as a nipper so I think childrens books shouldn't pull punches. I wish I had the attention span of Klaus at his age - I might have been much clevererer by now. With all due respect Robster http://robster75.tripod.com __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Everything you'll ever need on one web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts http://uk.my.yahoo.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+