************************************************************************ *********************** "Stateside revolution is next on hit-list as Murdoch prepares for world domination". ************************************************************************ *********************** Coming soon to a cinema near you, Stuart Murdoch stars as Mega-Murdoch. Also featuring Steven Wells as Superstegasteven Wells. A Sinister film directed by Funkyseb. ************************************************************************ *********************** MM: Groooowwwwl...Ach I'm fed up with that wee Christopher Leonard portraying me as a real sweetie-pie gay type hero. (Eats Church) Grrrr....I'm gonnae get real nasty like that Honeymonster chappy and go kick some often quite slim US ass. MegaMurdoch leaves his Glasgow abode and heads towards the port of Loch Lunacy trampling a Salvation Army Band and generally leaving quite a lot of devastation behind him, though taking care to avoid the lovely flower bed in which a wee young Scots lad lies sleeping SSSW : Stop right there MegaMurdoch. You cannot enter the United States of America until you have given me an interview. I know we haven't seen eye-to-eye in the past, but I realise the error of my ways and my bosses won't let me home again until I've got an exclusive. Besides you look nothing like your passport photo. MM: oh yeah...whoops. SSSW : Whoops ? You're supposed to be an evil monster after world-domination. MM: oh yeah...whoops. SSSW : This just won't do will it ? MM: RRRRRRRRRRooooar. Och get out of my way you annoying balding twat. I've got an Empire State Building to terrorize and eat if my appetite so requires. MegaMurdoch swipes a huge back-hand blow with a super-powered Mega Melody Maker. MM: AAARRRRRR Take that ya wee bastard. SSSW : Ouch. MM: GRRRRRR No-one can stop me now, I'm thoroughly twe...I mean evil. Mega-Murdoch rips the Statue of Liberty from her perch and eats her in one gulp. SSSW : Ha !! You thought you had gotten rid of me little boy...take this... Superstegasteven Wells Spins and swipes MegaMurdoch with his Nuclear New Musical Express. MM : Ouch. You slap ya wee poof...EAT BOOT. Mega Murdoch steps on the unsuspecting Steven Wells crushing him and killing him instantly. All the young American children come out and dance for joy at the death of the ugly parasite and they take Mega Murdoch by the hand and all go off and have a picnic. This touch of love makes Mega Murdoch return to a state of normality and he becomes wee Stuart again, and he plays lots of concerts with his friends and rules the world...well..the school. FIN. Some poor lass wrote :

I might actually stand a chance with my heart-stoppingly beautiful dream boy!! ;)

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