In a message dated 5/10/01 5:01:50 PM, ojh9@aber.ac.uk writes: << YOU'RE KISSING YOUR ELBOW: This has probably come up before at some point... but In the shower the other morning I was singing happily, and discovered that it is in fact impossible to kiss your elbow >> This is true, very difficult to kiss your elbow, but be very careful when trying. I dont knw if any of you remember the marvin redpost books, by louis sachar, but one of them (marvin redpost, is he a girl?) our friend marvin dealt with this very issue. He was told in school that if you kiss your elbow, you switch genders, and that it was impossible to kiss your elbow anyways. Well, after a few days of trying just for the hell of it, he wakes up from a nightmare in a tangle of bedsheets, on the floor, very uncomfortable but with his elbow infront of his lips. He takes the opprotunity, kisses his elbow, gets back into bed, and lo and behold, he becomes a girl. Let this be a warning to all of you!! -sophie +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+