Tom said:

Like Nick Leigh I was scared by the xmas Radio Times listings for C4 and I'm afraid I don't share his optomism.  I've heard lots about C4s millenial plans but no mention of a Murdoch/Moyles TV fest. Time to worry?

Possibly. If anyone were to walk in on this conversation, wouldn't all this sound rather odd? Scared by TV listings? Pining for Murdoch/Moyles tv fests? Do they mean us? They surely do. Where on earth has Derek Jameson gone? Every day in every way, I am learning that Will Smith offers the best guide to life currently available. Take the new millennium. Wouldn't life be so much simpler if we all followed his example ditched it in favour of the Willennium? Think about the advantages: * In the midst of festivities, one can deflect the advances of party-pooping pedants whining about there being no year zero and how you should wait another year blah blah, by saying "Ah - you're talking about the millennium. I'm celebrating the *Willennium*, which happens when Will Smith says so." * Scope creep has set in for the word 'millennium', with many using it to refer to the New Year period itself, rather than the the thousand year period it heralds. (Q: "What are you doing for The Millennium?" A: "Well I thought I'd grow old and then spend most of it dead, how about you?"). Avoiding this wrongheaded talk by referring to party crossover time as the Willennium and reserving 'millennium' for serious academic uses. * The Will2K bug brings only good things * Being a made-up word, no one has to worry about misspelling 'Willennium' Omit the second 'n' with complete impunity. Apparently Prince's '1999' album has sold out in many shops. Other pop starsmight learn from this example. Kate Bush's career has gone a bit flat since she wowed the BPI award nominations panel with her version of 'Rocket Man'. Perhaps she could engineer some kind of nuclear holocaust in a bid to whip up interest in her classic post-apocalyptic vision 'Breathing'. Or Status Quo could campaign for the reintroduction of National Service and hope the kids go wild for 'In the Army Now'. Today I abused company facilities by looking up famous people on the electoral roll. Don't tell anyone. Did you know that Steven P Morrissey is living with his lovely wife Deborah somewhere in Cheltenham? Neither did he, I would imagine. I also found Mr Stuart L Murdoch and Mr Richard Colburn living in 'mixed household' domestic bliss, just to prove that it really works.

hello my name is jeremy. and im new to the list. im an art student at pratt institute in brooklyn. i like the color blue and reading small thoughts by stanley donwood. latley i have been listening to the new les savy fav album and playing around with a fisher price pxl-2000.

I just thought this was worth repeating. Have 'Jessie's diets' made it to the US yet? Here everyone says things like "This week I have been mostly exploring the lo-fi scene" all the time and it somehow doesn't date or get annoying at all. Welcome to the gang, Jeremy. Zoe asked:

i've read on the B&S site that they're going to record a john peel session.does anyone have any idea when is it gonna be broadcasted?

Well it was supposed to be not long after the willennium, but word on the street is that they missed the recording date, so it will be guess what... delayed. Don't get cross. It's all to do with Stuart David and his runny bottom. Or something. Elsewhere....... Fiona's battering plans have invaded my every waking thought. The kids at my school never thought of any clever puns on my surname. Unless, you count 'Nicholas Dust the Door' and 'Nicholas Dastardly'. Which I don't. Why doesn't Steady Mike win some kind of prize? Nicholas xx +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+