I have never made an mp3 before, but since so many of you wanted to hear this song I learned how to make one. It turned out ok, I think. I don't have a web site to put it on, and it's taking up too much space on my hard disk so I really can't keep it. So I have decided to send it to the first 10 fellows within our own perverse little corner of cyberville who send me an email with "Lord Antony" in the subject line. What you do with it is up to you, but you have to promise to buy this song, once it does become available to us masses. jimmy thin_king melted tolberone under your dress And for your convenience, here, once again, are the approximate lyrics: (with buckets of thanks, kisses, and crushes to/on Roberta) Lord Ant(h)ony Anthony, bullied at school get your own back now you are cool or are you still drunk enough though you're a tough it's all gone wrong again you got to hold hands) But the teachers got no control Boys aren't lying You will stay quiet Or you will die Tony at the back of the gym Smoke another one, the chances are slim, 'Cause here they come again They got you on the prowl You're tasting blood again At least it's your own When will you realize it doesn't pay To be smarter than teachers, smarter than most boys, Shut your mouth, start kicking the football, Bang on the teeth you were out for a week You may as well take it in the guts, it could get worse just take it in the guts, it could get worse just take it in the guts, it could get worse just take it in the guts, it kind of hurts there (to me) You'll soon be old enough to leave the man Without a notion of a care You'll leave two fingers in the air to meager living Tony, you bit of a mess melted tolberone under your dress But if the kids could see you they would pass you right by The mascara running over your eye Why don't you realize it doesn't pay To be smarter than teachers, smarter than most boys, Shut your mouth, start kicking the football, Bang on the teeth you were out for a week. They call you lord Antony but hey it could be worse Lord Antony but hey it could be worse Lord Antony but hey it could be worse Lord Antony but hey it kind of suits you anyway You'll soon be old enough to leave the man Without a notion of a care You'll leave two fingers in the air to meager living +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+