Sisters with pert-bottoms,

i'd like to donate my ass to the bodypart list

look, remember Colleen, a donkey is for life, not just for Christmas. This sinister bodyparts thing has left me a little disgruntled. I'm all for people to bear their flesh, but do we have to have such particularly lovely examples? There's only so many times you can tell yourself your winter 'padding' makes you look more like Marilyn monroe. Jen said:

I hate grungers. Really.

The funniest thing about some townies I know, is that they'll refer to anything that isn't their sort as a grunger. e.g "You smoke, don't you? All grungers do." How on *earth* could I qualify as a grunger? They'd have me hung by my pink tights before I could utter even the slightest approval for the new Marilyn Manson fayre. I don't really have anything against grungers, apart from when The Offspring get played at the Indie Disco and they jump on feet through my open toed slingbacks, as I scuttle off the floor in disgust. And they smell, and don't wash their hair enough, but then the same thing could be said of Stuart David. Archel said the boys used to call her 'foreplay', a clever play on her surname, Playforth. That's got to be better than Eric-shon. I wish I could write gutsy poetry like the aforementioned. I think my new silver shoes are possessed by the spirit of a 1950s housewife. That's the thing with buying your shoes from Help The Aged, you never know who has died in them. Why not embroider a few of your favourite words, or your fake name into the lining of your coat? I'm currently in the process of embroidering the words "Yes I do but not with you" in tiny red sequins onto the back pocket of my jeans. Just a little thought. Erica x +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+