Dear Sinister, Second time lucky. Yahoo just caused my first mail to disappear so lets try again. Stupid yahoo. When I start up my own internet e-business startup commerce pentium IBM iMac e-information super-highway, just like Alan McGee and David Kitchen, pioneers them all, I will start up a fantastic, reliable and unstupid web-based email. I will. So anyway. When Elles subject line was "A Pint of McGuiness", did anyone else think it was the shock revelation than McDonalds had taken over Guiness in a corporate takeover, and were now going to start McGuiness Happy Meals? I'd like that. Four chicken nuggets, a medicore portion of soggy fries, and a half of stout. Top banana chief and chiefettes, what? I am listening to Magnetic fields LIVE songs, from the LIVE arena. I'll swap you mp3s if you buy me 69 love songs please. Or Get Lost. In fact, I only still have one Magnetic Fields album, and thats on tape too. This song is called "Its A Crime", and they are doing good impressions of ill-done by Jamaicans with chips on their shoulder, and they're probably STONED on DRUUGS. Bad! Wicked! Evil! Listees with photographic memories will remember when I mentioned the Best Spanish Song in the world EVER, "Por Que Te Vas", which featured in the Best Spanish Film that I've seen for oh, days, "Cria Cuervos". Well fetch me my monkey and allow me to wank it! Kahimi Karie, a Japanese popstress the like of which there are bluddy loads actually, has only gone and covered it! Fans of "Por Que Te Vas", which you all should be else you smell - will be disappointed to hear that she does nothing spanking new and bouncy and mysterioso with the song. And even more sad they spent £5.50 on a single, for one song. Which isn't really worth it. It also has a song about Mike Always Diary! Its seems everyones on a Bridget Jones kick these days! It has Momus on it too. Momus. What a stupid name. I always mix up Moby and Momus. These days I just try to remember, "Goths like Moby, Momus wears an eye-patch", and everything seems to become clear. But I wouldnt bet on it. The other day I had a Sinister-ish dream. Tim Hopkins was in it. We went to the pub. But then Tim started shouting going "We're not going to this fucking over-crowded commerical pub, let me take you to a real boozer", and he led us to a place where the main attraction was that when you went in, the staff handed you rubber truncheons, and you could beat up as many police-people as you wanted, for the price of a pint!! Crackin'! And one policeman was naked. Urgh. The others were fully uniformed. Honey was there, sneaking peeks. Analyse THAT, Megan Lehar! Then again...do I want that analysed? I supose it was my own fault, due to my eating a huge hunk of cheese and PATE before I went to sleepy-byes. Sayonara, Sarah-San xx ____________________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Get your free @yahoo.co.uk address at http://mail.yahoo.co.uk or your free @yahoo.ie address at http://mail.yahoo.ie +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+