Sod setlists, it's teamsheets I'm interested in! Did we really come second? Well done, chaps! I would like to take full credit for this monumental achievement, but that might be considered unfair. Speaking of which, I have no idea who Camera Obscura are, but they are a bunch of cheating fuckwits who don't know who they're messing with and they will definitely get theirs next year. I bet their records are shit as well, if anyone's been daft enough to let them record any. I'm not surprised Belle and Sebastian went out first round either, because they are soft as grease and as daft as brushes also to boot, as they say on the CHEEPSTER records website. Speaking of which, I'm sure you all remember CHEEPSTER's claim that the Bowlie Weekender was for "the intelligentsia of the alternative scene". Let's have a quick sift through the evidence to see whether this proved to be true, shall we? Here are some extracts from Bowlie posts: ----------------------------------------------- Me and Chris have a remote wanking machine and we're using it to toss off random pop stars. Trousers' pants ffell down and we all saw his winky. Chris Leonard to any passer by 'I'm wanking you off on my wank machine' I've got sand up my bumhole ------------------------------------------------------- Hmmm. A special thank you to KEITH WATSON for WANKING ME OFF at the weekend. Just the once would have been enough, Keith. And was it entirely necessary to do it to the tune of "Iron Man" by Black Sabbath? Anyway, I've been so impressed by your tales of fun and frolics that I've just booked up for the World Darts Championships at Camber Sands. See you all there! Sister Disco +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "nambling pambling rice pudding & crochet holiday camp +-+ +-+ gangwanking whimsy-thon" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+