In a message dated 7/28/99 10:58:28 PM Eastern Daylight Time, Iron Jim Hamilton dominated the western world by saying << these flowery depictions of love will probably be shattered when my true love dumps me for a touring chimp puppet stagehand, but for now i'd like to think of it as a natural, nylon enclosed packet of yummy that i can buy for a nickel. >> One of the best descriptions of anything in a long time. HEADINGS FOR PARAGRAPHS a damn fine idea. It's "the tripe" as we in America say FEMALE MASTURBATION I'm not going to touch that subject, as so many others seem keen to. See if you can find the clever "bodily humor" contained there THE SILENT MAJORITY What the hell *are* you people doing? If I didn't know better, I'd think this list consisted of Lesley Jo, Trousers, Sister Disco, Honey, Aranxta, Blake, and about 10 others who post regularly. Sorry if i didn't mention you, but if your name was more memorable and exciting maybe I would have* * not true. I couldn't remember any more anyway DAVE THE MOON MAN at one point I did really believe the moon landing was faked. I was going to go over to Stuart "Stench of Wee" Murdoch and tell him this, but I thought he might just be really frightened. Even though he's probably my favorite bass player ever. Just because he looks like my friend's father, who i knew when i was very little. Even watching the documentary now just makes me feel safe and secure. I think that if i were to tell him this, he might rear back in fright, like a trapped animal, and then have karn beat me with a typewriter. LAST NIGHT"S DREAM I dreamed I got a job shouting questions at celebrities as they walked out of rooms. For some reason journalists were too busy, and they needed eager youths to shout at famous people leaving courts or restaurants and then record the answers. It was a very elaborate dream and made perfect sense at the time. FAKE Has anyone else noticed that Honey and Sister Disco never post on the same days? and their initials are both P-M.? ** Perhaps Sister Disco is Honey's bad side? (or good. I'm not sure) ** by this rational, Sister Disco/Honey is also Pac-Man and the Prime Minister MIND CONTROL I think next i'm going to start doubting the existence of the 70's WHO and see if i can make stuart david write a song about that..... yours in disbelief. dave luna hombre +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+