Hello everyone, Kisses and hugs to those who have lost love, or are having love troubles. You all deserve so much more - especially dear Rachel oj. I've never actually talked to her in person, but her story touched my heart. Winks and nudges to those who have found true love, or a tentative sort of dizzy crush, or even those who have had love all along. You know who you are. I feel like makin'...lists. Here's a list of alternate merit badges for scouts that my friend Ben Carter and I made up. He's so cool. ********************************** poaching/ivory dealer mob surgery umbrella repairs dry humping I and II agressive panhandling aromatherapy selling oregano to stupid 15 yr olds speed dialing indie kid snobbery filing outing celebrities stripping international espinoge the baldwin brothers keg stands uncomfortably long hugs ribald ape tricks shoe tying glue sniffing super villianry murder/suicide pacts crime scene investigation hammers free masonry heavy petting (maybe to close to dry humping, but blow jobs is a little much for merit badges) karma sutra (but that isn't, its a very fine line) consumer product testing evil robot construction staring at people anything-for-a-dollar and cold fusion ***************************** Wow. Anyone else have any good merit badge ideas? There's this hotel in Milwaukee. It's name is...(stifles giggles)...pronounced....(mfffteeheeheeffftt)...The FISTER!!! Mwahhh haaa haaa! It's actually spelled "Pfister", and it's an incredibly nice hotel. I bet Kristen Kenyon's told you this already and the joke's on me. But in case she hasn't - hope you all find it as amusing as I do. Also: shouts to my beautiful Sean - I love you thiiis much: (holds arms outstretched, then leaps from one side of the office to the other, and then trips on a chair and falls over), and to Rachel Frootloop - who loves ya baby! And to my little box boy Tom. Well, best get back to work. People need their prescriptions called in. love and sexy scenarios, -elise P.S. Just realized there's little-to-no b&s content in this post. Um...can't wait for the new single! Beagles are sooooo cute! I wish I had a doggie but I'm allergic. There. __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Make a great connection at Yahoo! Personals. http://personals.yahoo.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+