Sinister: It's not against any religion to want to dispose of a pigeon
Sweetie pies, Honey always says about writing the sort of sinister post you'd like to read. Well, obviously, my favourite sort of post is by *ME* so here I am, back from (relative) lurkerdom. Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin. Michael Jackson is the twee-est of the twee. Not only does he have his very own personal funfair so he can eat candy fwoss and scare himself silly on the Thomas the Tank Engine ride, but when he last came to London he invited Macauley Culkin round to his penthouse suite for a teddy bears' picnic. Aw! Cute! Who wants to be like Michael Jackson, then? Not me! I think at the next Sinister picnic I'll slink across the Regents Park turf in something tight, black and low-cut. I'll slip out of my stilettos, wriggle my scarlet tipped toes and recline, pointing my bosom at the sun, and soak up her warmth while sipping Brandy Alexanders. Will you be my personal cocktail waiter? Yay! Red knicker day picnic marks four years of Sinister and two years of me being on it! Hmmm, mustn't wear the same red undies as last year. Oh, what a shame, I'll have to go shopping. Should one wear big pants or a g-string? What is your preference? I suppose it depends on what you're wearing them under. I mean, I'm not sure I'd want my intimo to show under a pair of trousers that were a bit tight around the rear, although I do know of certain pervy gentlemen who like to see a visible panty line. Oh, the decisions! I need some advice here, people! Gorgeously dressed Sinisterines Miss Velocity, Miss Sally, Miss Honey, Miss Pauline Shivers, Miss Ken, what should I do? Maybe I need a little wristband that, instead of saying WWJD, says WWIW (What Would Isobel Wear?) She always wears nice things. Apart from those dungaree shorts. Sister Disco met David Moore! But what I really want to know is, were photographs taken? Because I'm just desperate to know what David Moore looks like. I'm thinking of Cliff Richard. In cycling shorts. Cor! Juicy Lucy ps. The fact that I was thinking about Cliff in cycling shorts has nothing to do with the fact that I was thinking about David Moore and Peter Miller immediately beforehand. Honest. pps. Is Genevieve here yet? ===== We're going out! http://www.groups.yahoo.com/group/london-indie ____________________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Get your free @yahoo.co.uk address at http://mail.yahoo.co.uk or your free @yahoo.ie address at http://mail.yahoo.ie +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+
Hello the sinisterical types Oh dear I can't believe I'm posting again that wasn't my intention at all, I promise you you see it's like your fave food you can't have it everyday or you'll be all sick and fagged with it But blame Miss Juicy-Luscious-Lucy for that, as I couldn't resist to her post So it's sinisteR's 4th BiRthday on the 25th August and you're going to have a picnic that day a picnic I wouldn't be able to attend!! Grrr talking about red KnickeRs got me thinking why should it be a red knickers' birthday again? Don't you think that we should wear different colour every year? I do we don't have to wear the same red knickers we had on last year.. that would be boring or "that is sooo last year, daaarling!!"... I suggest that each birthday should have its own colour thinking about it I ended up with PiNK pink has many shades innocent pink, twee pink, tarty pink, luxurious pink, posh pink you name it aww I remember last year's picnic being there with my Carey trying to sit down in such a ladylike way that wouldn't let us flash our red knickers well, from some point on we couldn't help it really as we were too pissed to care which reminded me again of that deadkennedys' song called "too drunk to f**k".. isn't that hilarious?? I think it is so we were too pissed to care My mind has the tendency to drift mmmm so what were we talking about? Oh yes! Pink knickers so my lovelies, I did some serious research and ended up with these three designs: This one which come in a pink shade called "whisper pink"; very appropriate for the twee types: http://www2.victoriassecret.com/proddisplay/?prnbr=73-131396&cgname=OSPNTBIKZZZ And then this one that comes - that is a thong, mind - in a shade of pink that is called "colette pink" mmm a bit tarty eh? And it has a "v-logo" on the bum which I think is great mm a "v" like Vel maybe?? http://www2.victoriassecret.com/proddisplay/?prnbr=73-146895&cgname=OSPNTTHGZZZ And last but not least, this one which I think would suit both twee and tarty hehe what a combination it's a high cut actually and it comes in 3 shades of pink!! You can choose the one you think it suits best your sini-personality: http://www.gap.com/asp/product.asp?wdid=205610&wpid=569294 And Lucy I don't think visible panty lines are recommended!! No way!! How perv a gent can be to like something like that?? NO NO NO NO!! leave some space to them to cultivate this comatose imagination!! Michael Jackson twee!! Blimey!! That explains it all and I was wondering where this despise for twee was coming from!! Hehe Then we come on what to wear at the picnic mmmm decisions decisions decisions but hey!! That's what friends are for innit? So, I considered Lucy's ladylike but also fiery sini-personality and I came up with these suggestions: I've figured out that since it's an outdoors occasion you can use a casual, yet very stylish front pleated denim skirt like this one: http://www.gap.com/asp/Product.asp?wdid=201315&wpid=111549 Which would look really fab with this pink (I repeat, pink, just in case you need to remove your skirt then you can be sure that your PINK knickers would match your PINK shirt) sleeveless shirt: http://www.gap.com/asp/Product.asp?wdid=203520&wpid=116743 or something like that again in pink (of course): http://www.gap.com/asp/product.asp?wdid=202515&wpid=103293 I think Lucy, that you'd look absolutely stunning in that outfit or something close to that Alternatively, you can always visit oasis-stores and check out some nice outfits there you can always choose a wideleg jean with a stripe fine knit top and a military mac just in case it gets chilly http://www.oasis-stores.com/oasis.html Phew I hope I helped a bit hehe that was fun wasn't it? So what do you think?? SinisteR should definitely wear PINK KniCkeRs for its 4th birthday!!! Definitely!! I know I will And with that my little cherry melody pops, I'm leaving you Do take care the lot of you and please please please listen to HoneysweetestboobliciousMummy when she talks Hugs, Vel xxx PS: WE love YOU Neil!! We mean it!! "WaR is the last possible creative act" IF ____________________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Get your free @yahoo.co.uk address at http://mail.yahoo.co.uk or your free @yahoo.ie address at http://mail.yahoo.ie +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+
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