Hello listies! I wonder what you've been up to since yesterday. I don't know because of the time delay you know. But hey hey I've got plenty to work on here. First of all that Biondello fellow incurred my wrath by spurting these foulnesses, which it pains me to even repeat:

Whether or not list c****s are a good thing is indeed debatable (Sophie Aldred's a minger, for a start) *splutter* does not even start to describe the shock and the rage. How DARE you slur *my* Sophie that way you..you..you.. CAD! Sophie is a god amongst us and we are blessed with her presence. Such remarks are not only tasteless but blasphemous. This is your last warning, Bio-boy! Did anyone see the last episode of Belle & Sebastian: the early years last night? It was very good - Sarah kicked Chris Evans in the bollocks, Isobel & Stuart M finally got it together and they hired a hypnotist to rid Chris of his rampant libido. Oh, and they got to make an "atmospheric" video for 'the Boy.' My second-favorite list grudge winge'd: Oh dear. Weej, one of your rabbits has same name as one of my cats, and you want to deny the special bond that gives us? I can't help thinking how devastated I'd be if I cared. Oh Tag, I feel your pain, of course. But you know, bygons may be bygons but this isn't a bygone, if you follow me. But don't. Alright, I forgive you for being a waste of space. *Mwa* there, that's better isn't it? Now go play with brad. Which rabbit by the way? Charlotte has got that watery-eye thing, which any rabbit-owner will know as 'trouble'. Ally had some good Castro/CIA anecdotes but he forgot the spy they sent who turned out to be in love with him and the poisoned milkshake in his fridge which went off and was thrown away. And before I go I noticed this in my mailbox:

Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1998 08:45:52 PST From: "Beth Tilston" <bobbins2000@hotmail.com> Subject: Sinister: Rainy people Hello, I'm new and uninitiated. I need someone to look after me and share their kitkat with me at breaktimes. I am sitting here in the library with the smell of rainy people in my nostrils and trying to work out what the hell some of you are going on about. What is this rabbit/clotted cream thingy all about? Someone help me please! Bye Bye Love Beth T XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

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