Sinister: cardigans and their many dangers
before i start my little rant i thinkk that i should make it clear that no matter what i say, i love my cardigan. the problem is that i think that it is some sort of parasite that feeds on energy. whenever i put it on i lose whatever desire i had to do anything, even reading becomes quite a chore let alone things like essays. another danger faced by cardigan wearers every day is that if you live iin an area like barnet to go outside in your cardigan is to ask for all kinds of abuse. its only because i'm so big that i don't get beaten up all the time. by that i don't mean that i'm hard and fight a lot i mean that i've got long legs and can run awys very fast. much to the amusement of the puffer jacket wearing wretches that are are hot on my tail. i think now would be as good a time as any to explain a little about barnet. it is the most northerly point of north london and rarther middle class. like all suburban (more like sub-human) part of london if is packed to the gills with pseudo-cockneys whoes idea of a good night out is to hang around in herds outside supermarkets drinking alco pops as they are too young to get served in pubs which normally couldn't care less about your age. these 'people' have such fragile egos that they feel the need to atack people who are a bit different so as they can define themselves by what they hate. the are fully paid up members of the fasion brigade. sorry about ranting so much, thanks to everyone who made it to the end. i just had to get it off my chest. bye ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+
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robert smith