Who dat? Well I managed to emerge from my self-imposed hibernation during 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' fortnight on Friday and GO OUT! To a NIGHT CLUB! To have fun with one person I know quite well and a bunch of people I had never met before in my entire life. It was a well cheesy club (deffo no B&S on the playlist, although I think they played Salako. Or was it Moloko?), and I really went because a good friend of mine has recently started dancing there (not *that* type of dancing, it was all above board). Anyway I realised about halfway through the night that everyone was ON DRUGS! Apart from me. They all were 'on' 'coke' and 'ecstasy' like I thought only happened on 'telly'. Are they stoners? I don't know. When the penny dropped and I realised why I was the only one drinking, I managed to resist my impulse to spit my beer out in a well-known comedy style and shout "But that's illegal!" I sort of wish I'd done it now. I saw the DKNY girl the other day. She came round to mine and told me to vote for 'Gregory's Girl' in some film poll or other, but I'm not sure which poll she meant. I think she'd been drinking. Anyway, I've never seen 'Gregory's Girl'. I'm more of a 'Turner & Hooch' man. I made a right nob of myself in the bookies on Saturday. Because the BBC were showing the Scotland-England game at 4:00, I assumed it kicked off at that time. I went into William Hill at about 2:45, spent a good quarter of an hour filling out the betting sheet, then sauntered up to the counter only to be looked at blankly and told that the game had kicked off at 2:00 and it was half-time. Arses. Somebody came up with a sweary title for the new B&S LP recently and I liked it. But then I always like songs with cursing in them. I like it when Elliott Smith swears on 'XO' and when Stuart sings 'No-one likes a smart-arse' on 'I Know Where The Summer Goes'. And I giggled all the way through my new Ol' Dirty Bastard LP. If I ever release a greatest hits album in my life I hereby vow to call it 'Beerish Hits'. And if any members of Belle and Sebastian are reading this, I've got a copyright on that bastard, OK? My lawyers are watching, Love Will x ===== Visit The Remote Viewer homepage http://www.members.tripod.com/remoteviewer/ ____________________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Get your free @yahoo.co.uk address at http://mail.yahoo.co.uk or your free @yahoo.ie address at http://mail.yahoo.ie +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+