Hey...! I just checked the listcrush page and I actually =lost= the three votes I'd had before.... retracted... snatched away! I'm not even gonna ask "What did I say?" I'm just gonna say it. But yeah, first maaadd brizznolic props to Ms. P-Bot, well, first for begging on my behalf (prolly more eloquently than I ever could) but more importantly for showing me that even the most twee lippgloss-streaked soul can recognize the greatness of Burzum and Kyuss.... booyacka! It was the first time in my friggin' life that I didn't have =enough= Black Metal..... you never want the dirty dream to end, do you? Freakishly large record collection or not. I'll show you freakishly large..... dammit! I'm tired of English people assuming I'm a retard 'cause I happen to share an accent with Brenda from 90210 (not wrongly, just the wrong reason to think I'm retarded). I'm sick of American listees trying (admirably, I'd think) and vainly to copy the slang of their marooned counterparts. Dagnabbit pilgrims be proud of yer twaaaayangs. We gave the world Big Star, and David Bowie gave the world the rooster mullet. Stand tall. With that said Ian's just further terrified me for my upcoming trip to GB. I'm even more scared of attempting to attend the Glasgow meetup. I don't think I'll even understand a word anyone's saying, I remember I had to call Scotland once to order a kilt for my brother's birthday, it was like bartering for llamas with a Tibetan. That's it. I'm just gonna ride a double-decker bus for two weeks. Straight. O.K. here was my theory for the "director's cut" Dirty Dream video. It's got that beat, right, like a Temptations song, or "Dancing in the Streets"? So yeah, we can still have the self-effacing videos of cardie-swaddled American wannabees and slo-mo of Truffaut's tomb and whatever, right, but on every "tink" of that "tink tink tink tink" beat we have an ejaculation, like, a different one every time, so the whole three-minute video is like, spurt! spurt! spurt! spurt! Well, maybe it's dumb, but it's =mine=. And it's real, real dirty. I mean, of all the Belle and Sebastian songs that I think of that have that rhythm, you know, in, out, in, out, in, up, out, down, this is the one for doing the nasty. Dammit. Typing with one hand is slow! -Eran ______________________________________________________ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+