Hello everyone I have just been released from the nursery! How exciting! I think I am the first frog on Sinister (not the first animal though as Rosetta the cat might still be around) My name is Larry and I am a frog; I am Mike and Elena's flatmates also. Elena feeds me chip and Guinness and also made me meet some of you lovely people so here I am. Well you are not all lovely though, I have been called "plastic dinosaur" and more horrible stuff a few times; it really makes me feel upset you know. Being a frog these days is not much fun as it is not raining all the time anymore. I used to spend most of my days out in the garden getting wet, how great. However it seems that all the people living in my house kept moaning about the rain: these humans don't know what the good things are. Also they seem to have loooong talk about things but not end up with any conclusion. In the house here they keep going on about music all the time. Debates include "Take That are the ultimate boy's band", "REM are not shite", "Britney Spears cannot be a virgin" and more. And also a permanent discussion to know if the Dome chips are better than Mister Fast Fry chips. I think the Dome wins, but then I am a frog I don't know anything. I can hear Elly moaning about her exams and asking for some more tea, I'd better go until she beats me (she does you know) Bien a vous, Larry the Frog __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Yahoo! Auctions - buy the things you want at great prices http://auctions.yahoo.com/ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+