There is a reason women don't M A S T U R B A T E as often as men, it's a lot more complex. guys just have it right there in one neat (albeit unattractive) package. they dont' understand what's involved in polymorphous eroticism. it's a whole emotional thing -- women can even get off just by thinking about something, or doing weird exercises. so you see it's far more insidious than you ever imagined, boys. i can understand now why men are so intimidated by females sexually, and feel the need (some of them that is) to objectify. they KNOW that women can sexually kick their asses from here to Saturn. Ha! sorry to bring this up, but i can't keep silent for very much longer--this whole jessicaxo phenomenon is about the most disturbing i've seen on sinister lately. what next--the stevie trousers Playgirl edition? Girl!! you'll get yourself a man soon enough!! al the innocent young boys lured by the sweet lisp of Stuey's songs, are getting their minds tainted by this toronto tart. Where is the Christian Coalition when you need them? here are some anagrams i did one timewhen i was really bored. STU AND ISOBEL ----------- a bed so sunlit a bed so in lust slut is on a bed a bundle i toss so build a nest a bus i'd stolen bestial sound so subtle a din (my favorite) a duet on bliss (my other favorite) dub Neil a toss i'd be a slut, son anus, be stolid snob i'd salute isn't blue soda IS THIS DESIRE ********** Hi, I is dessert I stir his seed dire Seth Isis I tie his dress see this id, sir? Hiss, i see dirt i'm also glad that xavier's girlfriend has a name now, rather than just being "Xavier's girlfriend who rather resemble's Isobel but is a bit taller" can i just say that sinister people are the nicest people on teh net?? i can't wait until i can get my DC photos back, so y'all can see the magnetic fields in their glory, and i'll send in a photo to sinister of me making a fool of myself dressed in a schoolgirl outfit. well i have to go now, twiddle away. oh yeah, also there is no good name for female masturbation, because it's so complicated. i can't imagine a single phrase that would sum it up. i mean wiht guys it's obvious what they are doing. those womenfolks, who knows?? what weird and wacky things are down in there, no one has yet discovered. i do like "molding silly putty" though. LJ "I Hate Myself Productions" http://www.members.tripod.com/rebelstrange "ABBA is the pinnacle of Western civilization" --Stephin Merritt SAVE MST3K!!!! http://www.mst3kinfo.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+