The best web-site I've seen in ages... The Beautiful South Song Maker. Fill in the blanks, and get a song written just for you... http://www.beautiful-south.co.uk/funstuff/songmake/ An example of the childish and immature output you can create: Fuck me sideways You said, That farting in your nasal cavity was alright. You said, Shoving codpieces in your private parts, would cause a fight Well baby, don't be so fearful, let's make love tonight. 'Cause I'll rub your nasal cavity, till it's red hot with delight. These things I just wanna do. All night baby. Singing, Fuck me sideways, Fuck me sideways I just want to fondle with your nasal cavity. Ohhhh baby, all day, all night. We were farting like Phillipa Forrester in dazzling Cowdenbeath. We stopped at some cheap hotel. you let me ram codpieces into your nasal cavity. I rammed, and I rammed until you screamed out loud. Ohhh baby! you make me so smelly. Maybe you're not my personal Phillipa Forrester. But your the best I could find. Your just so fearful, that's all that matters to me. It doesn't amount to much. In this smelly cruel world. But lets live for today. These things I just wanna do. All night baby. Singing, Fuck me sideways, Fuck me sideways I just want to fondle with your nasal cavity. Ohhhh baby, all day, all night. (Created by Rod) Rod. Rod Begbie @ http://www.begbie.com | +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ | Acomomammadation: n. The inconspicuous manner in which a woman | adjusts a fallen bra strap ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister@majordomo.net . We're all happy bunnies humming happy bunny tunes. Aren't we? -----------------------------------------------------------------------